Dan

Creator, General Editor, Raconteur

 

Dan lives with his two cats, his doppelganger, and his demons. You can usually find Dan at his neighborhood bar, doing chin-ups. Dan’s OKCupid profile landed him on both the FBI watchlist and /r/nosleep. When he’s not busy eluding black helicopters, Dan enjoys hoarding food and clean water. Wait, did you see that? Weird. Dan spend a lot of time in his basement, working on – there it is again! Don’t tell me you didn’t see that! Did you remember to lock the doors? Well, go double check! Well, while we’re waiting, Dan is a trapezoid-degree spectral belt in a martial art of his own creation called – what was that noise? This isn’t funny anymore. Hello? Hello? . . . Dan is right behind you.

 

 

Stuff Dan Made:

Alternate Hilarities Volume 1

Edited by Giovanni Valentino

 

Short story:

"Adrift"

Alternate Hilarities Volume 2

Edited by Giovanni Valentino

 

Short story:

"Coming Soon to a Theater Near You"

Alternate Hilarities Volume 4

Edited by Giovanni Valentino

 

Short story:

"Selling the Magnet Magnate"